Naruto Thread (Spoilers For Sure)

They are going to need a serious Ichigo super-hollow type ass-pull to get themselves out of this one.

Nah. Obito will use the power he has to syphon the energy from Madara, since they both have zetsu cells + the Sot9P chakra. It'll turn into this epic struggle of life or death, then Sasuke will come out of nowhere (prob. thanks to Orochimaru) and try to save the day... only to get his eyes taken by Madara and, right before he dies, Obito passes his chakra to Naruto, who comes back alive and enter sage mode, and with the Sot9P chakra will drag the jinchuuriki out and then get all of the kyuubi's chakra, which will turn the tide, and Naruto will save the day.
Again.