2008-12-12, 01:08 PM
To be sure, we had false starts. In 1685 we got Bach... 1756 we got Mozart... in 1770 we got Beethoven... but they just DIDN'T DO IT for the public. After much soulsearching, society came up to the perfect solution to the music question... beatboxing. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the slow progress of civilization ended in collective rapture... ending with beatboxing in America in 2008.

