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State of the Southperry - 2012
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2012-10-29, 12:09 AM
Eos Wrote:That's an odd repeated claim. We get over 400 unique registered members visiting per day, so we don't really seem to be lacking people.

What should the members be doing to be more entertaining and engaging to each other?

The site is too tame. Imagine it is like this boxing ring:

[Image: WRESTLING_ring_Canvas_Mat_Cover_18_ounce.jpg]

There is only one thing left that we can do in order to save us from impending gloom. We must summon the steel cage and bring forth steel cage death matches:

[Image: 20070528081303!Elimination_chamber_nyr06_2.jpg]

We need a steel cage design around the site and around posts themselves to make users feel like every post they make, they are fighting for their lives. One might think that triggering this "steel cage" mental complex would leave users traumatized and cause them to abandon the site. They might leave the site, sure, however at some point when the boring lull of their real lives get to them (trust me that lull gets me every time), they will remember the heart racing thrill of the steel cage and will return to the site in order to post and engage in the thrill that only Southperry can offer: STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH FORUM POSTING.

ONE THREAD. ONE CAGE. SEVERAL POSTERS POSTING FOR THEIR ONE LIFE. ONLY THE BEST MAN WILL BE LEFT STANDING AND THAT PERSON IS NUMERO UNO.

[video=youtube;w4_EKQs2Rmc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4_EKQs2Rmc[/video]
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State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-27, 12:32 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Words - 2012-10-27, 01:03 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by ShinkuDragon - 2012-10-27, 01:05 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Curtiss - 2012-10-27, 01:33 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Corn - 2012-10-27, 02:40 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Nion - 2012-10-27, 03:10 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by MrTouchnGo - 2012-10-27, 04:05 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-27, 04:15 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Locked - 2012-10-27, 04:30 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Foxino - 2012-10-27, 04:38 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Corn - 2012-10-27, 05:10 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by MrTouchnGo - 2012-10-27, 05:16 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Loose - 2012-10-27, 06:08 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Mandalay - 2012-10-27, 06:13 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-27, 08:51 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by ImagineAll - 2012-10-27, 09:45 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by icephoenix21 - 2012-10-27, 09:46 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-27, 09:48 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by SeeSaw - 2012-10-27, 10:35 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Locked - 2012-10-28, 12:49 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-28, 12:53 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Link - 2012-10-28, 12:59 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by street - 2012-10-28, 01:06 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-28, 01:22 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by JoeTang - 2012-10-28, 01:25 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Jedward - 2012-10-28, 01:29 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Mandalay - 2012-10-28, 02:54 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Connor - 2012-10-28, 03:24 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by street - 2012-10-28, 03:41 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Locked - 2012-10-28, 04:57 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Soph - 2012-10-28, 07:23 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Curtiss - 2012-10-28, 07:43 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by icephoenix21 - 2012-10-28, 10:41 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-28, 10:51 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Malthe - 2012-10-28, 10:58 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Zerard - 2012-10-28, 01:53 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Curtiss - 2012-10-28, 01:58 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by SaptaZapta - 2012-10-28, 02:42 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Derosis - 2012-10-28, 08:46 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Sephie - 2012-10-28, 09:47 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Sardines - 2012-10-29, 12:09 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by KhainiWest - 2012-10-29, 01:50 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Curtiss - 2012-10-29, 02:41 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Chew - 2012-10-29, 03:04 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Words - 2012-10-29, 04:07 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-29, 08:20 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Satellite - 2012-10-29, 10:12 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Mazz - 2012-10-29, 10:39 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Eos - 2012-10-29, 11:44 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by KhainiWest - 2012-10-29, 12:19 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Curtiss - 2012-10-29, 12:25 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Loose - 2012-10-29, 01:50 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by MetaSeraphim - 2012-10-29, 03:11 PM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Hypermug - 2012-10-30, 02:55 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Curtiss - 2012-10-30, 03:22 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by Judgment - 2012-10-30, 04:29 AM
State of the Southperry - 2012 - by TaliaNCo - 2012-10-30, 02:51 PM

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