Alcohol not bad for you?

Why haven't you drank a shot of ethanol already? I told you, it's good for you, so do it!

nah going to sleep now, i'll research before i drink.

see how much i should drink and what i should drink.

OMG i just noticed that the reason they give a age limit for drinking is because they don't want kids to be too smart >.>

according to google, drinking does make ur smarter ....