Pedobear and Juliet

Juliet: Pedobear o Pedobear, how I love thee; let me count the ways. Thou art my light, my soul, I can't bear to face another day without thee... take me in thy arms, o Pedobear.

Pedobear: I am sorry Juliet, we can never be together.

Juliet: WHY PEDOBEAR! WHY DOST THOU TEAR MINE TENDER HEART ASUNDER?!

Pedobear: Uh... well, not so 'tender.' You see... juliet... you're TOO OLD for me.

Juliet: BUT THOU SAID WE WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

Pedobear: Well... yes, I did... but then you turned 15. Now you're not pedobait, you're just jailbat, kthxbai

Juliet: T_T

Lol. I didn't understand where it was going until Pedobear's second line

No one is too old for WEEGEE! :O

Oh you.

Juliet got pedowned.

0_O

lmao?

snooPING AS usuall i see