Funfacts about yourself.

My last relationship ended with my girlfriend bringing me to her mom's house (where she lived) after getting more drunk than I have ever gotten in my life, due to me not wanting to hang out with a bunch of her friends who only spoke about their office life, and throwing up all over her bathroom.

My last relationship ended with my girlfriend bringing me to her mom's house (where she lived) after getting more drunk than I have ever gotten in my life, due to me not wanting to hang out with a bunch of her friends who only spoke about their office life, and throwing up all over her bathroom.

And doing a shitty job cleaning it up.

And doing a pomegranatety job cleaning it up.

Then baking her an apology cheesecake with a hard caramel top and crushed toffee and placing it outside of her door, leaving, and texting her to make her aware of its existence under the stipulation that I did not want to talk to her anymore.

Then baking her an apology cheesecake with a hard caramel top and crushed toffee and placing it outside of her door, leaving, and texting her to make her aware of its existence under the stipulation that I did not want to talk to her anymore.

hahahahahaha that's so awesome.

I have a permanent bruise on my elbow from 6 years ago because I did some crazy life-threatening stuff in a game of handball.
Also, my birthmark is half the size of my back.

Sorry if I gross you out.

I have a fear of images of planets.

I have a fear of images of planets.

This is an interesting one... do you have a fear of them or is there a reason behind it?

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I can't wear flip flops without having my toenails painted.

Dunno why, it just bothers me D:

This is an interesting one... do you have a fear of them or is there a reason behind it?

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Irrational.

"240px-Neptune.jpg"...

I can make my shoulderblades pop out of my back kinda like wings.

I can put both ankles behind my neck (simultaneously)
I write science fiction and fantasy fiction as a hobby.
I've scored over 800k on Bejeweled Blitz

I'm a phone sex operator.
I take massive amounts of drugs for no reason.
I am literally drunk 24/7.

I pay for phone sex.
I cannot spell my middle names.
The carpets match the drapes.

I use dark skin on my avatars when I'm caucasian in real life.

For example. My Hero resembles a Viera from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, except she doesn't have ears unless I buy the Bunny Ear NX.

My last relationship ended with my girlfriend bringing me to her mom's house (where she lived) after getting more drunk than I have ever gotten in my life, due to me not wanting to hang out with a bunch of her friends who only spoke about their office life, and throwing up all over her bathroom.

drunk experience? mmm... I remember myself throwing up and the waking up nude while I was at same room with some friends... nothing happened but yeah...

I'm a phone sex operator.
I take massive amounts of drugs for no reason.
I am literally drunk 24/7.

your's post makes me sad everytime since I've noticed your nick is blueruin

I can read your thoughts.

I'm scared of the edge of tables sometimes...I had this big injury on my 6th birthday and put a dent in my head.

your's post makes me sad everytime since I've noticed your nick is blueruin

I'm Blue because I Ruin everything.
I think it's quite fitting.

I'm Blue because I Ruin everything.
I think it's quite fitting.

Nope. You're #C71585.

I can lick my left elbow, but not my right one.