If I may be a materialistic whore for a second...

If that's the extent of your shoe collection, you're well within reasonable limits.

Oh, and DON'T BUY THAT LAST PAIR. OR YOU WILL GET CHLAMYDIA. AND YOU WILL DIE.

Those threeway shoes are exceedingly legit, but I also fall into the crowd that simply can't understand heels of that magnitude.

Paying good money to see Shinku TRY to walk in these.

every kid has tried to wear their mom's heels at least once.

i'm no exception.

i still don't understand WHY women do it

cue my other post

i dunno, same with make up.

being a man is so... uncomplicated.

every kid has tried to wear their mom's heels at least once.

There exists a picture of me as a 4 or 5 year old. Stark naked. Sans a pair of my sister's jelly-material Barbie-brand glitter-pink heels. I'm so glad I don't have any memory of the occasion.

every kid has tried to wear their mom's heels at least once.

i'm no exception.

i still don't understand WHY women do it

cue my other post

Cuz we don't like being short :c
And in my opinion, makeup should be used to enhance a look, but shouldn't be overdone by any means.
No raccoon girls please

Because they are pineappleing fabulous and make your ass look fantastic. Go ahead and try your mom's heels on again, but this time pantsless and look in the mirror and tell me your ass doesn't look delicious.

Also because I am 5'0" and they make me feel tall ok. .__.

XFD My ass looks delicious without heels! If I wore heels, it could probably kill a man.

I feel your pain, being pretty short as well. I can't really wear heels though due to a previous foot injury... so I don't have anything to make me feel tall. ;___;

I've never worn heels and never intend too. My girlfriend has nothing but pretty much. That and mui mui bags. $$$

Because they are pineappleing fabulous and make your ass look fantastic. Go ahead and try your mom's heels on again, but this time pantsless and look in the mirror and tell me your ass doesn't look delicious.

Also because I am 5'0" and they make me feel tall ok. .__.

Implying my ass isn't juicy on its own.

XFD My ass looks delicious without heels! If I wore heels, it could probably kill a man.

I feel your pain, being pretty short as well. I can't really wear heels though due to a previous foot injury... so I don't have anything to make me feel tall. ;___;

disco platforms?

and i'm 6' so i feel fabulous with my somewhat above average height (and for some reason, the weight that would make women cry too)

and yea, i hate cakefaces too. heels look pretty boss, but with how much women complain about them, i'd really hope they'd just up and not wear them, and save me the drama

my answer usually is "and why did you wear them then" followed instantly with an "they're FABULOUS/BEAUTIFUL"
quite lulzy to me hahaha.

edit: female friends also have told me i have a juicy ass for how thin i am, not sure how to feel about that one ._.

Implying my ass isn't juicy on its own.

You're white. Of course your ass isn't juicy, it's practically nonexistent.

There exists a picture of me as a 4 or 5 year old. Stark naked. Sans a pair of my sister's jelly-material Barbie-brand glitter-pink heels. I'm so glad I don't have any memory of the occasion.

Pics or it didn't happen.

You're white. Of course your ass isn't juicy, it's practically nonexistent.

Abbeh's white and daaaaaamn dat ass.

Pics or it didn't happen.

OT: I recommend buying the last shoes. Look at spoiler.

 Spoiler

If you live with many, many cats.

OK FINE DAMN I won't get that last pair of shoes. You are all so mean you know that?

[spoiler=found these ones to get instead anyway ][/spoiler]

I hate people who own crocks they are so gross.

And every guy know's it's all about the hips.

Post pics of you wearing the shoes.

Oh, kewl. It would appear that we both share expensive hobbies, Jasmin. We were always meant for one another.



Gurl. You gotta get some J's in your life. Then, you too can be a triple OG.

Well at least you can't crash this expensive hobby, Greggy.

Jesus Greg. Someone likes their sneaks.

J's are expensive as pineapple, too. I can't imagine spending that much on shoes over the course of like 10 YEARS.

I don't know what to say Greg.

I hate people who own crocks they are so gross.

And every guy know's it's all about the hips.

So true, they're trashy, I don't care how comfortable they may be. Just no.
Those, and when girls wear ugg boots and yoga/sweat pants

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing sweat pants in public D:<