If I may be a materialistic whore for a second...

SHOES! They are my kryptonite.

 my shoe rack, minus a couple pieces

Small time, I know. And yes, my cowboy boots are effing fabulous. Be jealous.

So this last paycheck I got a $400 bonus, which, like a responsible, mature adult, I am going to blow on some freakin' awesome shoes. Really though, can you blame me? Look at those empty gaps on my shoe rack, begging for me to fill them with beautiful, fabulous, wonderful new shoes! Not to mention that I will be donating my yellow flats and black studded ankle boots to a local thrift store seeing how I never wear them. Even more room!

 ordered these ones yesterday for work

Practical two-inch heel yet slightly edgy looking. Me likey. Plus they were pretty cheap, leaving me enough money to buy these babies:

 $$$

Still not sure if I want these in the pink or in black. But if these shoes were a woman I would cheat on my husband with them. SO NICE.

 we could have a three way with these shoes too

And it would be fun.

 on the other hand, someone needs to talk me out of buying these ones

Because for some reason I know they would look absolutely wrong on my feet yet a little voice in my head tells me I could make them work.

Ok I'm done for now...

*goes back to browsing shoe sites*

I am not quite as into shoes, but those are all so cute~!

Except that last pair. That pattern....it belongs on a pair of grandma shorts or something. I don't know.

I dare you to wear them all at once. But no really girl talk time. I'd wear the ones on the bottom left. All the others look like a pain in the ass to wear seeing as how I have somewhat wide feet. Thank God Jesus invented New Balance for the large feet he gave me.

I dare you to wear them all at once. But no really girl talk time. I'd wear the ones on the bottom left. All the others look like a pain in the ass to wear seeing as how I have somewhat wide feet and I'm a guy who wears guy shoes >_>. Thank God Jesus invented New Balance for the large feet he gave me.

This is why I'm not allowed to go into girl talk mode.

I want these, they're so cute <3

You always know how to make me laugh uncontrollably. God bless you.

I also have slightly wide feet but the only shoes I have that are slightly uncomfortable are my purple ones, which are like 5 inches tall. They are fine for an hour or two but after that my ankles start to get tired.

I'm into cute stuff too. That's why I must never ever buy any of it. Especially figurines or cute frilly clothing. Which I wouldn't even wear, I would just hang it up in my room like some creepy I don't even know. Some guys crossdress into the clothes and I'm like, DUDE, you are totally ruining how cute it is with your hideous form. ;_;

Maybe once I have money/a good job I will be that guy I've always wanted to be, and plaster my walls with cute dresses and ribbons.

Enjoy your new even lower viewpoint of me, back to dragon nest!

Out of all the threads made today, this thread with only seven posts in has already given me sufficient ammo to have a Freudian class nightmare.

The last pair belongs on living room drapes 50 years ago. Please, don't buy pre-butchered shoes.

But but... I could make them work! Like... with a cute white summer dress, or with dark skinny jeans tucked in...

Couldn't I?

I like dark shoes.

But but... I could make them work! Like... with a cute white summer dress, or with dark skinny jeans tucked in...

Couldn't I?

I'd throw them at Fiel. That way he'd appreciate them way more on your feet then off of them.

i'd die for a woman wearing these



and that last pair... even my grandma would be ashamed to have that.

Best thread of the week, would read again.

One time I tried on my mother's heels. I have no idea why women would voluntarily wear them.

One time I tried on my mother's heels. I have no idea why women would voluntarily wear them.

i dunno, same with make up.

being a man is so... uncomplicated.

That last pair. Sweet Jesus, don't buy them. There is nothing you could do to make those work.

On a different note. Can't say I'm the big on shoes myself. Feet are on the wide side, and just about every women's shoe known to mankind is not. I also can't bring myself to wear heels.

I tried on some high heel boots for Halloween once.

Fun times were had, let me tell you.

One time I tried on my mother's heels. I have no idea why women would voluntarily wear them.

Because they are pineappleing fabulous and make your ass look fantastic. Go ahead and try your mom's heels on again, but this time pantsless and look in the mirror and tell me your ass doesn't look delicious.

Also because I am 5'0" and they make me feel tall ok. .__.

i'd die for a woman wearing these



and that last pair... even my grandma would be ashamed to have that.

Paying good money to see Shinku TRY to walk in these.