First world problems

[URL="http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=52306"]I missed the show and tell thread
[/URL]Now I can't share

Maybe next year honey.

boo that's why it didn't get more replies

I was thinking raul wimped away

maybe he did anyway after all

RELEVANT TOPIC DERAILING!

I used too much white pepper in my rice and beans and they ended up tasting like dirt. First world problems.

Toilet paper ripped.

My alfredo sauce didn't taste good when I heated it up on the microwave.

My dad won't buy me a new mouse for my laptop, making me spend my hard-earned* cash.

I crawled around in my mud hut earlier trying to gather up morsels of food.

Later that day a bird pooped on me.

I crawled around in my mud hut earlier trying to gather up morsels of food.

Later that day a bird pooped on me.

Those two occurrences were related.

I didnt get an iphone for christmas, my parents are such assholes, they don't love or care about me and constantly take the time to think of ways to make me a social outcast why cant i have a real parent who loves me, like jesus

I'm cold.

Searched through all the dumspters today and none of them had food so i had to wait until closing at a local coffeeshop to get their spoiled food.

My favorite MMORPG is going down the toilet because of hackers.

My pe`nis was cold, so I warmed it up with a Tenga.

I don't know which item to cube

Skyrim.

<John_> dammit
<RickDal> I am Smarticus
<John_> I shouted this guy off a cliff
<John_> and now I want to find his corpse but I have to climb dwn
<John_> qq
<Jon_> fwp
<Netto|DN> first world problem
<Netto|DN> DAMMIT JON
<Jon_> :3
<Jon_> yay abbrvtns

I'm bored of my winter break.

My pe 'nis is too small, so I have to buy enhancement pills. WHICH DO NOTHING *sniff sniff*

every single time:

http://whitewhine.com/