Starting my own business

:S The second idea sounds like thinkgeek but only smaller.

Okay, but you're not factoring in common sense/real life. If you really think you can make quite a bit off of it from underageb&'s and young adults, then I'll gladly eat my shoes. Internet memes aren't in the same league as "gamer" clothing. The only ones a majority of people even know are the ones that have transcended the internet.

Walk around wearing a shirt that says "Son, I am disappoint." or "mmm DFC" or "3D PIG DISGUSTING" and see how many people have any frickin' idea what your shirt is about. Hell, that last one might make people think of SWINE FLU (oh god lol). I mean, yeah, I'd wear those because I'm a f'ag, but think about it for more than a second.

Unless you truly are shooting for garbage like OVER 9000, CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR or LONGCAT...which even most of 4chan is sick of, I wish you extra good luck. Only newf'ags still find that stuff funny.

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And Kabanaw makes a good point too. Or make something successful yourself. If you can make something catch on in a big way, you can milk it good.

Get ready to eat your shoes cause imma sell a million "you just lost the game" bumper stickers .

Start an on-line gambling site, build a game around it, call it Maplestory, and you're set for lots of cash!

No really, if you want to start up your own business, try to run the store for several months VIRTUALLY, and think of -realistic- worst case scenario's (suppliers don't deliver (on-time or not at all) / customers that don't pay / not selling enough for months in a row to break-even / store burns down / etc etc...)

You'd have quite a bit of competition with the food store.
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/all/index.php#mi
^One store in my area that comes to mind.

Meme store sounds... interesting.

I think he means in his area there are none.

I like the first idea the best. It just depends where you live, and if you can get the buisness there.

There's one health food store near where I live (pop 4,000) and it's been doing great as far as I know.

Of course if this store was out east I bet it wouldn't nearly do as good.

Hmm, just remember this store. It's one of my favourites, check it out. =)
http://www.planetorganic.ca/