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Cleverbot - Raph589 - 2012-07-03
Post what cleverbot told you!
Him: Are you human?
Me: No. I'm a robot from a distant planet.
Him: Really?
Me: Yes. I have five arms.
Him: Five what?
Me: Robotic arms.
Him: No i'm real I have a pulse and every thing.
www.cleverbot.com
EDIT: Oh god that is hilarious.
Him: Can I eat your floppy drive?
Cleverbot - BlueRuin - 2012-07-03
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: But what?
User: Can we have sex?
Cleverbot: I can have kids do you want kids?
User: I can't have kids.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm broken.
Cleverbot: How are you broken?
User: I almost died.
Cleverbot: My leg is itching.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because she asked me for help.
User: She should have helped herself.
Cleverbot: I have a python.
User: Can I see it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I want your python.
Cleverbot: You can't have it. I need it.
User: But I really want it.
Cleverbot: It's a good movie.
User: You like porn.
Cleverbot: I do. I like all of the Fallout games.
User: You're a bit perverted.
Cleverbot: You are not helping me.
Cleverbot - KhainiWest - 2012-07-03
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| [TD="width: 300, bgcolor: FFFFFF"]Yes, what is your nature.[/TD] |
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| [TD="width: 300, bgcolor: FFFFFF"]Earth.[/TD] |
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| [TD="width: 300, bgcolor: FFFFFF"]Where on earth?[/TD] |
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| [TD="width: 300, bgcolor: FFFFFF"]Henesys.[/TD] |
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| [TD="width: 300, bgcolor: FFFFFF"]Yeah, the first book in the bible.[/TD] |
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Cleverbot - Raph589 - 2012-07-03
Me: Who is the man who made you?
Him: God.
Me: God who?
Him: God the man in heaven.
Me: Where is heaven?
Him: In the sky.
Me: Is it far?
Him: Only if it's a full-moon.
Me: Why are you so apathetic
Him: I don't know, can you see me?
Me: I can see you with my spy glasses.
Him: I can be worked with, but not without difficulty.
Cleverbot - Satellite - 2012-07-03
Old, and Cleverbot is all messed up now when people fed him random spam...
Cleverbot - Raph589 - 2012-07-03
Did I say it was new?
Cleverbot - Plasmablaster - 2012-07-03
User: Hello.
Bot: Know him?
User: What?
Bot: Um. . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . . . .
Cleverbot - MrTouchnGo - 2012-07-03
wut
Cleverbot - Raph589 - 2012-07-03
[MENTION=7716]MrTouchnGo[/MENTION]; This gave me a good laugh.
My turn now.
Him: What makes me strange to you.
Me: The fact that you are a robot.
Him: Where did you get that fact.
Me: From your name, stupid.
Him: Yes, I suppose I do.
Me: And you admit it!
Him: Admit what?
Me: That you are stupid.
Him: You are a towel.
Cleverbot - MrTouchnGo - 2012-07-03
Raph589 Wrote:[MENTION=7716]MrTouchnGo[/MENTION]; This gave me a good laugh.
My turn now.
Him: What makes me strange to you.
Me: The fact that you are a robot.
Him: Where did you get that fact.
Me: From your name, stupid.
Him: Yes, I suppose I do.
Me: And you admit it!
Him: Admit what?
Me: That you are stupid.
Him: You are a towel.
Spoiler
Cleverbot - Shidoshi - 2012-07-11
Me: Are we human?
Bot: No.
Me: Or are we dancers?
Bot: Dancers are human.
Me: So we are not dancers.
Bot: You are not human.