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"I'm glad no one saw that" - Rick - 2009-05-19
We've all had our share of "I'm glad no one saw that" moments. Share yours. I'll start.
In a daydream, I once walked head first in to something hard, in my dizziness and confusion, I then began profusely apologizing, only to realise I was talking to a metal pole.
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Mark - 2009-05-19
I fell up the stairs at school once. Luckily it was during class.
"I'm glad no one saw that" - MasPan - 2009-05-19
Waking up in my bathroom (I fell asleep on my bed) sitting in the shower, fully clothed (I had been in PJs).
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Providence - 2009-05-19
I zipped up my jeans too quickly in my middle school's lavatory and got the zipper caught on my peen. It took me at least two minutes to unzip it (it hurt).
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Rob - 2009-05-19
I was drunk and lost consciousness. When I came back to my mind I was trying to open the door in the house I used to live 5 years ago. Don't ask me how got there cuz I dunno.
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Kortestanov - 2009-05-19
Providence Wrote:I zipped up my jeans too quickly in my middle school's lavatory and got the zipper caught on my peen. It took me at least two minutes to unzip it (it hurt).I lol'd for about 5 mins
"I'm glad no one saw that" - K!yO - 2009-05-19
I was getting off the rock climb while on a school trip, and while I took the harnest off from around my waist my pants came down with it x_x
"I'm glad no one saw that" - VladTheLvr - 2009-05-19
Stole a valuable pen. And other items.
>.>
"I'm glad no one saw that" - KajitiSouls - 2009-05-19
ndynslvr Wrote:Stole a valuable pen. And other items.
>.>
Klepto much?
Or just plain naughty? xD
I have an embarrassing moment I wanted to share, but someone saw it, so...
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Combattente - 2009-05-19
Forgot the zipper open sometimes.. luckily nobody saw me. :X
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Morgana - 2009-05-19
I fell UP the stairs at my high school's stadium, while holding my marching french horn, in full uniform, and would've had to pay like $400 to fix the horn if it had gotten broken on CONCRETE stairs. Luckily, I managed to keep it from hitting anything, but I faceplanted. And tore a hole in my gloves.
Also, one time I was drunk and standing up from the toilet. I was wearing heels, which I don't do often. I overbalanced and almost hit my head on the wall opposite the toilet. *salutes*
EDIT: Got up from a nap, saw that I only had an hour until a final, freaked out, bruised myself on doorways running through my apartment, and was halfway through making my coffee when I realized I was 12 hours early. I was wondering why it was still light outside. (The final was at 7:30 AM.)
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Link - 2009-05-19
Hmmm... The last one I can remember that NO ONE saw, I had to go to the bathroom pretty bad, but I was doing something in my room, but when I decided to get up and go to the bathroom, I pee'd my pants while walking into the bathroom... GG ME!
Edit : This was when I was about 10 years old...
"I'm glad no one saw that" - Dusk - 2009-05-19
Put a dent in someone's rear bumper in the parking lot and drove off =(
"I'm glad no one saw that" - crewe127 - 2009-05-19
Technically this counts because nobody caught me in the act:
I fell asleep in my bed and saw myself putting my pillow in my kitchen, under the chair. I wake up and see that I had actually done that! Now I wonder why...why would I unconsciously put a pillow under that chair? WHY?!