Southperry.net
Defending my home - Printable Version

+- Southperry.net (https://www.southperry.net)
+-- Forum: Social (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=14)
+--- Forum: Shenanigans (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=51)
+--- Thread: Defending my home (/showthread.php?tid=47298)

Pages: 1 2 3


Defending my home - Flonne - 2011-09-26

ShinkuDragon Wrote:oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!
Cocaine spiders aren't very dangerous, they have so many legs they don't know how to use them once they are drugged up, they just continually trip over themselves and twitch for hours.


Defending my home - Nalek - 2011-09-26

Throes Wrote:While she's distracted and banging on the walls, grab a stepstool, shimmy up to the window, and pee on her feet.

Cheap as free!


>Fill super soaker with pee
>fire pee at her


Defending my home - Moonlapse - 2011-09-27

Ask her out on a date.


Defending my home - Dark Link - 2011-09-27

ShinkuDragon Wrote:oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!

[video=youtube;sqr9akIuVjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqr9akIuVjQ[/video]


Defending my home - yo72 - 2011-09-27

ShinkuDragon Wrote:oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!
I second this skip to 1:10 for relevance
[video=youtube;sHzdsFiBbFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc[/video]


Defending my home - ShinkuDragon - 2011-09-27

yo72 Wrote:I second this skip to 1:10 for relevance
[video=youtube;sHzdsFiBbFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc[/video]

there you go! science has proven it, crack spider is vastly superior and will do the job.


Defending my home - Kalovale - 2011-09-27

Secun Wrote:>Take upskirt pictures
>Blackmail her
>????
>SILENCE!

You underestimate humanity's fetishism.


Defending my home - Secun - 2011-09-28

Kalovale Wrote:You underestimate humanity's fetishism.

I don't, however, underestimate humanity's supply of whores who don't want free pics of themselves on the web.


Defending my home - ShinkuDragon - 2011-09-28

Secun Wrote:I don't, however, underestimate humanity's supply of whores who don't want free pics of themselves on the web.

what


Defending my home - Heffalump - 2011-09-28

ShinkuDragon Wrote:there you go! science has proven it, crack spider is vastly superior and will do the job.

Yes but you need to put spikes on crack spider's legs so that when crack spider goes insane crack spider hopefully can pierce a vein or artery


Defending my home - Five Second Pose - 2011-09-28

[Image: 366559_b0dc5790-2835-43e9-8a96-b2c790453..._thumb.jpg]

THIS IS MY WORLD

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD


Defending my home - Piggy 2.0 - 2011-09-28

yo72 Wrote:-video-


[Image: 6a00d8354f1fb569e2014e8aeb4ea6970d-pi.gif]


Defending my home - Flonne - 2011-09-29

Piggy 2.0 Wrote:[Image: 6a00d8354f1fb569e2014e8aeb4ea6970d-pi.gif]
oh internet, you so crazy.


Defending my home - Secun - 2011-10-01

ShinkuDragon Wrote:what

Whores are expensive, yo.