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How do you want to die? - Conciente - 2009-03-25
Katie Wrote:Why is that gross? The sex or the smoking? Either way, I was serious.The sex with the dead woman.
How do you want to die? - GMSInfighter - 2009-03-25
I want to take my own life.. If my death was from someone else, in my eyes it would be pathetic.
Gun, or something along those lines.
How do you want to die? - Clown - 2009-03-26
I think getting shot if I'm gonna die young, but if I live to be 70-80 heart attack or somethin in my sleep.
How do you want to die? - Katie - 2009-03-26
Conciente Wrote:The sex with the dead woman.
I've smoked for 12+ years and I'm not dead yet. I'm sure you all do things that aren't good for you and none of us are being impolite about it. I know I'm killing myself and I don't really have to answer to anyone but myself. I'm happy in my life and that's all that matters.
Anyways, back on topic. It seems to me that even most of my friends want to die in their sleep. I guess that seems like a pretty "good" way to go. I can't imagine living my life being in pain every day and dying. If I get like that, I want my kid to take me out back and shoot me.
How do you want to die? - blitzkrieg - 2009-03-26
Katie Wrote:I've smoked for 12+ years and I'm not dead yet. I'm sure you all do things that aren't good for you and none of us are being impolite about it. I know I'm killing myself and I don't really have to answer to anyone but myself. I'm happy in my life and that's all that matters.
Anyways, back on topic. It seems to me that even most of my friends want to die in their sleep. I guess that seems like a pretty "good" way to go. I can't imagine living my life being in pain every day and dying. If I get like that, I want my kid to take me out back and shoot me.
I don't think they meant anything about smoking being deadly, just that you want to die while having sex lol. it'd be pretty weird for the other person involved.
How do you want to die? - Katie - 2009-03-26
blitzkrieg Wrote:I don't think they meant anything about smoking being deadly, just that you want to die while having sex lol. it'd be pretty weird for the other person involved.
Well, maybe both people would die having sex =) I guess it's just a running joke with me and some friends. Either way, I want to go out sleeping or having the time of my life!
How do you want to die? - Conciente - 2009-03-26
blitzkrieg Wrote:I don't think they meant anything about smoking being deadly, just that you want to die while having sex lol. it'd be pretty weird for the other person involved.
Exactly, she took it the wrong way.
How do you want to die? - heronz - 2009-04-03
die the way i came... naked, being spanked and crying.
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i may also defecate myself ...
How do you want to die? - Flaxative - 2009-04-03
I would want to die at an old age. In my sleep. Or at least a quick, painless death. I've never been a big fan of pain.
How do you want to die? - Mark - 2009-04-03
With a shotgun in my left hand, a bottle of JD in my right, and Slayer on my Zune as I face down hordes of the undead.
How do you want to die? - Dyxanije - 2009-04-03
Opeth Wrote:With a shotgun in my left hand, a bottle of JD in my right, and Slayer on my Zune as I face down hordes of the undead.
That is an awesome way to die.
How do you want to die? - Beaner - 2009-04-03
Katie Wrote:I want to die while have sex and smoking a cigarette. =)i agree here, death due to orgasm sounds like win to me
How do you want to die? - Harrisonized - 2009-04-03
XBish Wrote:i agree here, death due to orgasm sounds like win to me[spoiler=Here's how to die during an orgasm]
1) Get a ring, around the size of a quarter.
2) Slip it on your penis.
3) Fap.
4) Your penis will erect and get pushed onto the surface of the ring. Circulation will be cut off, causing you to die.[/spoiler]
Anyways, since this is the speakeasy, it's meant to be taken seriously. I don't know what's with all the Necro crap above.
How do you want to die? - Beaner - 2009-04-03
necrophilia is a god given right, like zoophilia.
show some respect.
How do you want to die? - chrome - 2009-04-03
Jump off a cliff while intoxicated and on speed. And novacaine.
How do you want to die? - Berzerk - 2009-04-04
Opeth Wrote:With a shotgun in my left hand, a bottle of JD in my right, and Slayer on my Zune as I face down hordes of the undead.
You win, I couldn't think of a better way to go out.
How do you want to die? - VladTheLvr - 2009-04-05
I want to live long enough to see humans reach mars and die a virgin. I would prefer to die slowly, giving a message to who ever killed me will get avenged.
How do you want to die? - crewe127 - 2009-04-05
I want everyone I know to die first, so they don't have to see me die.
Then die quickly...
Or just screw it all, and die heroicly...
then donate my body to science...
How do you want to die? - Melancholy - 2009-04-06
I want to die a peaceful natural death. No pain, just slowly evanescing until I'm gone.
And while I'm doing it I want some LSD (not too much, just a good dosage), some strippers, my wife all up on me, and some nice metal or death metal playing serenely in the background.