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Tom Cruise has Telekinesis. - Edeott - 2012-07-13

I can open the doors at Target without any physical contact.
I must be the chosen one.


Tom Cruise has Telekinesis. - Sarah - 2012-07-13

DrRusty Wrote:omg really!?!? the media told me so it must be true!!
The news story isn't reporting his telekinesis as true, it's reporting their belief as true, which I'm sure it is because they're all fucked in the head.


Tom Cruise has Telekinesis. - zantgx - 2012-07-13

Link Wrote:This thread was funny until Satellite's post.




Then I scrolled up and began laughing again.
KhainiWest Wrote:Evidently Christians can actually read and interpret a book, you failed at both if you believe this is what was written in the bible.

I motion both these replies.
Thread got trashed when he posted that.


Tom Cruise has Telekinesis. - Baklava - 2012-07-13

Level 200 scientologist.


Tom Cruise has Telekinesis. - Moonlapse - 2012-07-14

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Oh well. Different strokes for different folks I guess.


Tom Cruise has Telekinesis. - iamflip - 2012-07-14

...so, if they believe that Tom Cruise has telekinesis, do they believe that Suri has that power too? f3